A fork of Rural Dictionary
one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.
johnny is an ass muncher.
A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.
Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.
to chow down on the anal region of another human being with pleasurable intent.
you are such an ass muncher.
a true ass hole
some one who munches lots of ass
shrooms: ily bitchh.
annitto: -_____________-
shrooms: fucking ass muncher
One who munches (feasts upon) asses (generally by licking bum holes).
Bystander: Jesus Croyst! What the fuck are you doing you ass muncher?!?!
Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."
An individual that bites ones butt-cheeks. Usually resulting in a case of swollen colon, staff infection, or a bite mark. Usually the butt-cheek is firm and very smooth allowing the ass muncher(s) to get the most accurate nibble or sometimes bite. people who get assmunched...usually go into a state of horniness where they start to develop long boners and occasional discharges of the vaginal canal.
Lindsay is the dumbest ass muncher. She bit Mr.Decker's wrong buttcheek. This turned Mr.Decker off which resulted in him whacking her in the face with his ballsack(s).
Someone who asks for one thing, receives it, then ditches you to get the exact same thing from a different person. Most often occurring on Clash of Clans when some one joins your new clan, immediately asks to become elder and shit, then munches on ass and leave the clans.
Oh and join the p.k. 2019 squad
Tittybiggy joined your clan
Tittybiggy: I wanna be elder
K-money: You just joined
Tittybiggy: MAKE ME ELDER OR ELSE
k-money: Alright, damn nigga, calm yo tits
Tiggybiggy was promoted to elder
Tittybiggy: LATR MWUTHOR PHUQERS
Tittybiggy has left the clan
k-money: you little ass muncher
powerfulkid: yeah... you ass muncher
kingtez join your clan
k-money: you ain't getting promoted bitch
*That was a true story, that was the conversation we had*