A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load
i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.
n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.
Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"
Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"
acting/moving in a terribly hurried, aggressive manner; recklessly but sufficiently performing/completing a task; hauling ass
Yeah these guys are really tearing ass through that guitar solo.
The convict escaped and the police providing resistance watched him tear ass across the penitentiary's front lawn.
1. To fart loudly; to fart with such force that it's as if one's ass is literally tearing open.
(Syn. "rip ass")
1. Holy shit! Are we under attack or did you just tear ass?
2. Roll down the windows. Bobby just tore ass.