A fork of Rural Dictionary
a lying, kniving,generally sneaky person that thinks they are smooth because they appear to be on top of their game.
Man, my boss is such and ass weasel,I can't believe he changed the schedule without telling anyone.
A gerbil for really tuff gays.
He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.
Dip shits, human scum, and/or lower form of a human being. Just to name a few.
I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War
some one who is ugly and resembles a weasels ass for a face
Wow! Sage's boyfriend is really ugly, he looks like an ass weasel.
One who frequently gives others rimjobs and derives satisfaction from it.
Louise is such an ass weasel, she always has her head up someone's butt.
A term used to describe a little overly happy weasel inserting him/herself up one's anus.
Cindy is such an ass weasel when it comes to Brad Pitt.