A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get massive amounts of diarrhea coming out your anus.
Omg I can't stop pooping I think I'm ass blasting the toilet seat
Ass blasting (verb), is the act of going up to someone and giving that person something that was coming their way. It could be anything, as long as they had it coming.
"Hey I'm going to be upfront, we're going to have anal sex."
"Are you ass blasting me right now? I've had this romantic night of butt fucking heading my way for days."
"Yeah, and you're welcome."
Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.
"I was ass blasting that bitch last night!"
A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.
5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!
Aggressively flatulating.
I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.