A fork of Rural Dictionary
A day to lay in bed, cry and think about every life choice you have made that led you to this moment. You are free to tell everyone to leave you the f alone. Think over everything that is about to happen in the next 24 hours. Spend time with yourself and a bowl of ice cream. Also...remember to stress....a lot
Example: “I’m stressed so I’m going to go August 20 myself”
August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .
friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good! me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!
National Shoot Your shot day August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man” John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?” Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”
National slap someone call Bob
Random person: Hey it’s August 20th Bob: oh no Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe
National head day If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel
Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit
if you were born on august 20 you were born to be a boss
if you were born on august 20 you a boss and ain’t nobody stopping shit PERIOD