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Aural rape

When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).

"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"

by CountZero January 01, 2014

Aural rape

When someones music rapes your ears. See Gypsy Music.

I was subjected to aural rape when some idiots started to listen to Christina Anguilera.

by Kojiami December 24, 2006