A fork of Rural Dictionary
-This shit happens more than ten years after the fucking prequel. -Humans invade Pandora. -The dead guy named Miles Quaritch turns out to be blue and alive. -Jake's kids get kidnapped and freed (Spider being an exception). -Jake and his family move to the fucking ocean. -Lo'ak (Jake's son) fights some dude and almost gets fucking eaten by a predator. -A tulkun named Payakan saves him (he's ostracized because he fought with the dudes who killed his mother). -Kiri has a seizure. She lives because muh plot armor. -Quaritch massacres the fucking tulkuns. Their brains prevent aging. -Jake and his family get trapped in a sunken vessel (Payakan attacks it and kills the crew earlier). -Lo'ak, Tsireya (Metkayina princess), and Tuk (Jack's daughter) get captured and live. -Neteyam (Jake's son) dies. The other kids live. -Quaritch holds Kiri (Jake's daughter) hostage until Neytiri (Jake's wife) cuts Spider's chest with a knife. -Spider saves Quaritch and fucking stays on Pandora. -Jake and his family stay underwater.
Avatar: The Way of Water sucks ass. Read these spoilers instead.