Country Dictionary

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beekeeping

The act of juggling multiple relationships with multiple females or "honeys" without them finding out about each other

Boy, Jamal got so many bitches. You know he beekeeping that shit a secret though

by StumpAssBuesch April 01, 2016

Beekeeper

A stank-ass ho whose honeypot is crawlin' with critters.

Dude: That bish look fine!
Bro: Careful, brah. That vagina hive got da bees, son!
Dude: Word? I ain't down with a beekeeper.
Ho: Come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
Dude/bro: Bitch, please. Your crawlin-ass 'comb could sting a cock ta deth!

by Rot Bot November 01, 2013

beekeeper

An undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value.

Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", stolen and propagated by Ian Whitcombe.

Whatever, beekeeper!
You are *such* a beekeeper!

by LardBoy January 25, 2005

Beekeeping Age

When an older person (usually a man) around 40-50 is attractive. It comes from an episode of Rick and Morty where Summers friend talks about how she wants to fuck Jerry and says he’s “Beekeeping age”.

“Omg Pedro Pascal is definitely beekeeping age

by Mr. BeeKeeper March 05, 2023

beekeeping age

It refers to an elderly man, around 40-50 years old, who is very attractive or fine.

"Peter B. Parker is so beekeeping age!!"

by Akira43 July 30, 2023

Beekeeper's Jacket

Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.

I heard that slut gave him a Beekeeper's Jacket at Rick's party last night.

by Sean of old September 22, 2010

careless beekeeper

pig ugly , a (minger) , a horror

you've got a face like a careless beekeeper

by vinnny August 18, 2006