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Blind Tea Bag

When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)

Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"

by Teenie Bear July 04, 2009

Reverse Blind Tea Bag

The reverse of the Blind Tea Bag. (Left eye, left nut)

When someone is falling asleep early at a party, another member of the party will then open the RIGHT eye and put the RIGHT nut on it.

Billy: I think I should get some sleep.
Phillip: Awe, Billy. I swear to god, this time we'll REVERSE blind tea bag you.
Billy: NOT MY RIGHT EYE.

by Teenie Bear July 04, 2009