A fork of Rural Dictionary
A block-away is a person who is so butt-ugly that they only stop hurting you eyes when they get a block away.
I was looking at the state police website of convicted sex offenders in my neighborhood. Yikes! 80- to 90 percent of them are block-aways.
So are you saying that the ugly made them do it?
Maybe. Ugly is lonely, and maybe the lonely made them do it.
Well, it’s a theory.
(noun) - a girl or boy who appears attractive at a distance, i.e. - from a block away, but as they get closer, you realize they are actually quite horrific.
Agnes looked hot coming across the quad, but when I got up close and saw her buck teeth and that mule face . . Christ, what a block away!
A woman who has a good body and looks attractive from a distance but, upon closer inspection is rather ugly.
"Yeah, I saw her in a bar last night. She's not pretty at all. She's a Block Away Beauty."
When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"
"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."
A girl that you spot from a block away and looks like she might be hot, but as soon as you get close to her she is one ugly bitch
Man, i was driving the other day when I see a chick in this short skirt up the block and thought that bitch looked like she was hot, but when i came up on her i seen her ugly mug and realized she was a block-away-hoe. I burned out there as soon as i seen her crooked smile.
What Mark mingle will do ifn you piss him off
"im gonna blow your block away, then lean back... lean back"