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bob the builder

Bob the builder was a construction worker on a childrens tv show until he was brutally murdered by handy manny when he crossed the mexican border. After he killed bob the builder handy manny stole his spot on tv and became super rich and famous.

Bob the Builder got killed by Handy Manny.

by bunnysoxx March 21, 2011

Bob the Builder

A chubby little builder-man who builds stuff with his animatronic eye-balled, talking automobiles.

Hey look! It's Bob the Builder!

by Waddles🐷 February 03, 2017

Bob the Builder

A children's cartoon character who, alledgedly, 'can fix it.' The truth of this claim is attested to in various episodes, and yet he is still to score with Wendy (the blonde chick).

Bob the Builder, can you fix my relationship with my wife? No? Oh well, at least you can free me from the obligation of interacting with my kids...

by Jordan G October 25, 2004

bob the builder

bob likes to eat. bob is fat. bob needs help. each like is how many seconds bob lives

Bob the builder is going to die

by DareGoblin October 10, 2018

bob the builder

a bald guy who fails to do everything and is made of clay. he has friends that are talking cars and trucks. in a few words. HE IS A FREAKIN BLOB OF CLAY WHO HAS NO REAL FRIENDS AND IS AN EMO SON-OF-A-GUN WHO GAVE UP ON LIFE AND CANT GET A WOMAN!!!

someone random:hey bob can u fix my toy car?? bob the builder: no its fucked

by Jack Carrington September 05, 2008

Bob the builder

A construction man that loves to play with his tool

He loves playing with his tool But get to close and they’ll be up your ass Bob the builder will fuck it

by Hobby lobby November 19, 2020

bob the builder

One who tries to fix a girl's crazy-ass personality but many other guys tried to fix her

''I can fix her bro!!!'', he thinks she's fine. ''Ain't no way, many other guys tried to fix her. U ain't fucking bob the builder

by Vizzy.cx March 29, 2023