Country Dictionary

bowl of Cream

A bowl of cream is amazingly useless...therefore a bowl of cream signifies EPIC FAIL.

Man 1: *trys to jump onto ledge*...*man falls to face*
Man 2: BOWL OF CREAM, sir!!!

bowl of cream

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.

"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president