A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.
Box cutters make shitty weapons.
What women and feminine males call the knife that men use to do man things that has a replaceable razor blade in it.
Britt: Hey Kyle, can you hand me that really sharp box cutter knife you are doing those manly tasks with to open my Amazon package.
Kyle: Sure Britt, you can borrow my UTILITY KNIFE to open your tampons from Amazon but I need it back when you're done to finish this project.
The Islamic terrorist's switchblade and edged weapon of choice.
The towelheads on Flight 11 out of Boston were armed with box cutters.
Slang for a Puerto Rican. Used because they often go for the $2 box cutter rather than a more expensive butterfly or switchblade. I was told this by a Puerto Rican himself, so I assume its legit.
Jennifer Lopez has a fat box cutter ass.
A pair of pants, shorts, or any other article of clothing covering the "box" that is too small or tight and is shoved so far in her vag it looks like her box was cut.
Did you see Brittany's jeans? They're so tight on her fat ass they're box cutters!!
OUTLAW BOX CUTTERS!!!!
3,000 people killed on 9/11 because of BOX CUTTERS!!!!
Why didn't the Democrats outlaw box cutters???
Why?
They should atleast ban assault-style box cutters!!!!!