A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.) To prepare food using a cooking process that combines broiling and roasting.
2.) When you roast someone so hard you go past the normal burn realm.
1.) I broasted a chicken for dinner.
2.) I totally broasted Jack when I told him "your family tree is a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick."
when you fart into the mic in a xbox/playstation party
friend: get gud scru----
you:*rips a big one*
you: no you get gud scrub
you: Broasted
-adjective
1) the Amish practice of roasting meats in a brown gravy-like substance.
2) the physiological and psychological state that accompanies eating substantial amounts of food that has been broasted.
3) illicit sexual actions performed on some one by members of a male social organization while they are in incapacitated.
1) after a good day of threshing I enjoyed a broasted chicken.
2) dude, I am so totally broasted; I should have never stopped at that Amish place for dinner.
3) after I drank that 30 pack of PBR and passed out in the commons the brothers totally broasted me.
(V): A word used to describe the sharing of a drink with fellow bros.
I'd like to bropose a broast to my fellow brosephs as this is a very special brocasion.
Broast ( Verb ) :
1. Broast - The process in which 2 bros , of the bloodline or brother from another mother variety, spit roast a girlfriend or cheap date.
2. Sunday Broast, Exactly the same as a normal broast, except done on the day of the sabbath.
3. Broast chestnuts - The accidental touching of both bro's balls while in the process of broasting
4. Rump Broast - The roasting of the said cheap dates anus.
Bro 1 - Dude, i got us a broast lined up for tonight!
Bro 2 - Yeah? Who's the lucky lady?
Bro 1 - Some random girl i met in poundland
Bro 2 - Tidy.
'bread toast': when your toast is still too resemblant of bread
representative word for an object which caused a significant shift in your life.
"Aw man, I bought a fancy toaster and all it makes is broast"
"Alex is my broast"