A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you are so scared you might shit your pants.
ah shit that guys gonna shiv ya alice. its brown trousers time.
Needing to take a dump while making a round trip between two towns and keeping it together until you sneeze right as you get home which results in you Brown-Trousering yourself.
" Dude I made the colossal mistake of having a big ole curry last night while drinking a box of beer. Nina was around and I was totally going to get my leg over until I went to the fridge I farted and started brown-trousering.
Usually worn by politics and economics teachers with exceptionally large behinds. Upon prenounciation, emphasis should be placed on the word "BROWN".
Right example: :)
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Jeremy: Check out those BROWN trousers
Wrong Example: >:0
Theador: Here comes our politics teacher
Penis: Check OUT those brown trousers
A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.
The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.
Joe: did you get that work in?
Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”
When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion