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Bumper sticker

A Bumper sticker is a person originally from asian continent who goes around with tuned cars and loud music. Bumper sticker also refers to japanese restaurants where sushi uses to be served on an old bumper.

"Bumper sticker!", thats guy is really a pimp... Mehito, mehito, where is the bumpersticker???

by getdoooowwn September 01, 2009

bumper sticker

Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.

He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?

by JenThe80'sFan August 09, 2004

bumper stickers

Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies. These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.

My daughter is a honor student honk if you love jesus It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

Bumper Sticker

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.

John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious". Me: Mmmhhmm...

by Whizzurd48 September 01, 2010

Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass

ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night

by madjunkie March 17, 2017

bumper sticker

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use. Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.

I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!

by 6:47 AM November 20, 2005

bumper sticker

n. a lower back tattoo usually on a woman.

Damn did you see Annie. Nice ass and a great bumper sticker!

by Sethr July 28, 2005