A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.
Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.
A child produced through artificial insemination.
After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.