A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hot or cute person, basically liked by everyone.
"Look at that guy over there he is such a Baby Carrot."
A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.
Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.
(noun) A small penis.
Did you see the huge truck that Justin bought? Bet ya he has a baby carrot!
An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size
Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.
a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis
He has a baby carrot.
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What did Baby carrot say?
A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.
Baby carrots are turning me gay!