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A bribe.
To give someone something, normally money for a task without other knowing about it
I back handed that cop for busting me for possession
Luxurious form of male masturbation.
Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.
Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.
Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.
Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.
Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?
Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.
Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.
Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?
Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.
Hayden: Living large!
A Back handed smile is when somebody smiles without actually showing their teeth or fully grinning. People typically use it when they're too ashamed or self conscious to smile. It is typically used by actor Wyatt Oleff during photos with fans or just in general. It looks incredibly forced and awkward. Its practically smiling yet frowning at the same time.
"Hey dude! Don't back hand smile and just smile normally!"
"But I don't want too!
to use both hands at the same time to smack someone across the face from both sides and once. then coming back to the face and smacking them witht the palm of your hands. see also back-hand.
He pissed me off so bad i had to double back-hand him.