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Backyard taco

The act of eating ones booty

I better wash my ass my boyfriend might want a backyard taco tonight

by HeadTJB July 31, 2016

Backyard taco

When you wipe your butt hole too many times and you bleed onto your toilet paper - while devastatingly hungry, you consume your dirty toilet paper. Backyard taco baby.

I need food now, but I gotta shit. Brb. Guys I just backyard taco'.

by C Liv September 03, 2017

Backyard Taco

(adj) - The act of having anal sex with a female where few to no pleasantries were offered prior to the deed.

“Yo - how was that backyard taco?” “Bruh - it was aite, already forgot that dirt clods name, got the gram tho”

by DirtClodLife April 22, 2021