A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of taking a massive shit on someone while they're in a tanning bed.
"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding." Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"
A Bakewell Pudding is a traditional desert which originated in the town of Bakewell, Derbyshire. It consists of a flaky pastry base, jam and an egg and almond filling.
I took a trip to Derbyshire to get a Bakewell Pudding and it tasted delicious.