A fork of Rural Dictionary
It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.
Look at the bald bastard picking up hot women.
Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.
(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-
Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!