A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sus one of the friend group
My friend Kyle is a ball blaster
A high-volume fart that is so powerful it propels your junk forward, painfully slapping the parts against your belly or thigh.
To perform a ball blaster, put on loose-fitting boxers (or nothing at all), get in a reclining position, spread your legs, brace for the pain, and let it rip. Hard.
While receiving head the women slowly makes her way down and proceeds to bite the mans balls