A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you are surrounded and attacked by random mowligis' and hurt in a very bad way.
James: OH MY GOD, i was just ball munched
1. Somebody who saturates another person's testicle(s) with the tongue and saliva.
2. A condescending faggot.
"Yo momma iz a ball munch."
"George Lakoff is a ball munch."