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Baller status

The act of cumming on a person's face after having sex with them vigorously. Permission must be granted without asking before the deed is done. Then and only then has baller status been achieved.

Chad Cheung totally achieved baller status when he came upon that small child's face

by BIGBOI[814] November 17, 2008

Baller Status

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...

Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything

by clarence thomas June 10, 2006

baller status

Having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement and being a man of leisure (or woman of leisure. It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores and golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. MAny of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthymen and webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure.

Only cats with offical baller status are allowed on

baller status

when someone is completely a g and a baller fo reaallll.. someone who can ball on everybody

" daaammnn that cara girl is definatly baller statuss fo sho!"

by bball star February 26, 2007

Baller Status

Baller Status is defined as having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement & being a man of leisure (or lady of leisure). It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores & golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. Many of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthy-men & webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure. Many of your are asking how does one declare oneself a baller? Do I just go down to my local courthouse & fill out a form to obtain "Baller" status without anything snazzy? Is it more of just a transformation over time from non-baller to being a baller? Or is it more of a secret society you needed to be invited to? Are there any tax benefits? The answer is Yes. Originally, one would be knighted by a man of great status, far away from the local courthouse. Snazziness came with being a baller; if it was a secret society, your wouldn't know it existed unless you were a baller. There were no direct tax benefits, but indirectly most ballers were often tax evaders. The modern baller is much more relaxed, & it clearly is no longer a secret society if we know ballers exist...But seriously, if you have to ask, you're not a baller. Baller Brand is a way to share the clothing style of ballers with everyone. ballerbrandclothingcompany.bigcartel.com

justin flores does not party using a party bus when he goes out... but joe and andrew do...so by default they are men of baller status

by ballerbrandclothingcompany March 10, 2011

Baller Status

Speccing the way you need to spec to make you viable in a raid and to reach ingame content and not be an effing nub.

Dood, I just joined up with this guild and all the members are baller status.

by Death and Taxes March 08, 2008

Baller Status

Baller status is all about looking, smelling, and acting fresh. You're clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes. Unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you've roached the fatty blunt. And you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.

Oh shit, I gotta get baller status, so I can talk to her.

by Crack Rabbit 606 January 23, 2011