A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The most awesome people you will ever come across in your school. They always seem to have the most fun because of their extreme coolness. 2. Have more drama than 90210, The sexiest, dumbest, CRAZIEST ppl you will ever meet in your life. But thats why you love us. :D 3. When they all get together as a group, they have the loudest lunch tables, the craziest inside jokes, and under all of that, they are all one ginormous family.
P- "Omg, those ppl are SUCH Band Geeks!" K- "Yahhh but thats why you love them." Psh bitch, Im a Band Geek. Be jealous, be verrrrryyyy jealous.
The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end. Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks": "Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on." "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either." *After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises." "People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!" "It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack
Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype
a group of people that seem great at first, but they really are back stabbers and heartbreakers. the group is filled with pot smokers and sex-happy whores. they love to ruin your life
Those band geeks and clarinet players are always sleeping with every guy they meet
Used here as a verb. 1. When you lay in a three-pointed star (three people) on the floor of the band room in the dark composing music 2. When the members of your particular instrument stick to each other like glue (and the teacher thinks you all are attached by a string). 3. When you find yourself loudly humming your music as you walk down the hallway to another class. 4. When you end up teaching little 6 month old babies to play their first scale. 5. When you memorize your music and talk about how cool a piece of music is to anyone who's willing to listen. 6. When you miss band class and actually look forward to it as the highlight of your day. 7. When you witness the above actions in every day life and no longer think that its weird. See also: band nerd and band dork
Band Geek: (moves the hands of the 6 month baby) Bb, C, D, Eb, F, G, A, Bb! There! You just play your very first scale! Baby: (cries) Other Band Geeks: (nod approvingly)
A person who is in band and affiliates with band. Spends most of their time in the band room doing scales sheets, practicing their instrument/music, doing nothing at all, or better yet... To piss off the band director. Often talks about band related things, mostly awesome composers and pieces ever made. Can be random at times, talking about CSI, Les Mis (Best Musical Ever Made!), House, DCI, etc. Also loves to make videos of themselves or other band geeks. These videos are often recorded at band fundraisers, the band room, football games, or around school campus. If things in the band room get boring, a band geek tends to mess around with the band director's van or car. Band geeks can be some of the the coolest people you'll ever meet.
John: Hey Tom! How was Band Camp? Tom: It was like Band Geek Heaven!
A person involved in band who enjoys it so much that they constantly have band on their minds. Known to date other "band geeks," roll their feet outside of band, generally have random and/or strange thought processes, are generally some of the coolest and most talented people ever, while some are quite possible the scariest people ever. Not to be confused with "orch dorks" or "choir queers"
Those Eastmont band geeks are the bomb dizzle. Not to mention hot.