A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.
The doorbell rang & my Mastiff jumped off my bed & bark farted as he ran to the door.
When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark
kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"
A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.
Shut up, fart-bark!