A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.
Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.
A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.
( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real
Bear : Did You Fart Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider Bear: Lol Doug : There really is a Barking Spider
A Fart. background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one might say... It was a Barking Spider
(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!
A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.
I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!