A fork of Rural Dictionary
Khakis. Sports. Beer. Cars. Stock market. Casual sexism/homophobia for some flavor. Uniform hive mind with little to no personality.
Ryan is just another basic white guy. Never had a critical thought in his life.
Someone who is just a complete stud who must love bacon, love hunting/fishing, wear levi jeans, and like the green bay packers
That guy is a basic white guy! I wanna be him!
Basic White Guy Kit: Constantly quotes Top Gun Single origin coffee Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam) White Tube socks Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals Patagonia shirts Subaru WRX Vapes desert flavors V-neck t-shirts “ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look) In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty Still owns a hacky sack Phrases Used: -You’re Mom -Blood -Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc. -No cap Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it. Played Halo before it was mainstream. Wears camo but doesnt hunt Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
Wants a "goth" gf Has a short back and sides or icecream hair Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly Is a member of the polyester patrol Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month Watched one episode of Top Boy If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink" Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"