A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wants a "goth" gf Has a short back and sides or icecream hair Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly Is a member of the polyester patrol Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month Watched one episode of Top Boy If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink" Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"