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total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve

My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.

Someone who is completey oblivious to their actions, unaware of reactions and such.

Thanks for takin' a leak on that chicks sofa, you bastard-ass.

Anyone named John

Hey did you meet that bastard ass shithead.

The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.

George W. Bush is a real ass bastard.

A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard. So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?

Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.

The ass bastard slept with his ex wife's new step daughter!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.