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Bazil Bomb

The "Bazil Bomb" is a mythological creature discovered in 1882 by the famous Jewish researcher Jaiden Pinzer. The Bazil Bomb is known for it's outrageous voice and it's strong scent of gas and beans; the Bazil Bomb is known for noticing things that are disgusting. It's DOB is unknown as nobody besides Jaiden Pinzer (The famous Jewish researcher) and Pomp Ag Mansta (A famous scientist who has a IQ of 420) have encountered this creature. Many people say they believe Bazil Bomb was held captivate in Alcatraz, if you ever do encounter Bazil Bomb and I quote: "hit that jawless fucking potato peel over the skull with a stick covered in lit napalm"-Pomp Ag Manster

We believe that the Bazil Bomb could be real but it is just a myth so the chances of it being real are unlikely

by Pomp Ag Manster IV July 17, 2018