A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.
After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."
When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
Last time I used Gabe's bathroom I left a gnarly beached whale.
a fat woman who wears a tiny bikini.
Damn son! look at that beach whale over there!
An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
"Whoa! look at that beached whale"
Word used to describe people called Beth.
Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."
A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.
Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.