A fork of Rural Dictionary
A chair for people that have failed in life...
Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.
Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.
Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.
a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.
Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl
Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.
An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.
Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.