A fork of Rural Dictionary
A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.
Her bearded clam wept.
Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy
Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.
Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.
Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.
The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut
Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.
I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.