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A nice store from a customer's point of view, however a horrendous company to work for. They pay their employees nothing and treat them like shit. I worked for one for 2 years, and saw it all in there.
I became depressed working for Bed Bath & Beyond.
I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap." Marty: "Okay." An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap... Lynda: "I love that store." Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.
The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there
When a man is in the hospital and the nurse jerks him off after giving him his sponge bath.
Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?" Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!
A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.
Hey, did you hit that shit last night? Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.
Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.
Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.
"He drowned in his sleep." "How?" "He went to bed, bath, and beyond."