A fork of Rural Dictionary
Corn so good, you can taste the failure.
"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.
The best corn company made by Stevens dad. The Beijing corn give you the teleportation power "one time I went teleport to hospitial" says fan. Give you instant 100 iq.
THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE
Corn so good you can taste the ultimate failure.
"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.
THE BEIJING CORN IS THE BEST CORN PRODUCT MADE BY STEVENS DAD. "THE BEIJING CORN GIVE YOU TELEPORTATION POWER ONE TIME I EAT I TELEPORT TO HOSPITAL. EAT BEIJING CORN GIVE INSATANT 100 iq.
THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE
Steven he barged into the corn and bean copanys and made beijing corn and beijing beans a thing 90%Failure 10%dissapointment tastes sooo good even the local farmer failed
Steven:*barges in Workers:●o●! And then beijing corn/beans was invented along with physics