A fork of Rural Dictionary
(v.) Passing a wide open layup
(n.) In a state that you are afraid too shoot the ball
He just ben Simmons'd the layup
A 6'11" bum who averages less than 5 PPG and a future point guard for the Shanghai Sharks.
The 76ers needs to trade Ben Simmons.
Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.
Ben Simmons is a bum.
1. The act of shooting 0% from 3
2. When you win an award you shouldn't have
3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
Guy 1: Did you see John last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year
Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame
Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball
Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.