A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down) Always has a sore buttocks. Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass! Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag. Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on. Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!