A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) Nothing beats a raw abundance of natural resources; not intelligence, not sophistication; not will-to-win; not experience. 2) Men will always choose base sensuality over other character traits. 3) In improtu beauty contests - as might be conducted at nifht club or bar - only women with larger than average breasts have a serious chance at winning.
Distracted by the conviction that Northerners were awkward city boys the Confederacy forgot that the Umion had more men, more steel and more gunpowder; and that big tits always win.