A fork of Rural Dictionary
A ugly ass fucking ginger with a fat ass and looks like a white Frank Gore
Who the fuck would want to be friends with a Big Red.
1. A character in a joke. There was this undertaker who was washing a dead guy and he was thinking how big his pecker was. So, he cuts it off and puts it in his pocket to take home to show it to his wife. When he gets home he takes it out of his pocked and shows it to her. she says "oh no. Big red's dead!". 2. the penis
1. Did you hear the one about big red. 2. My big red's on hard.
(n) A brand name of chewing gum, which is advertised as having very long lasting flavor.