A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is the act of bringing a female into the restroom, (stall preferably, if not that's okay) then bending her over, while fucking her, shoving her head in the toilet making her arms wave and flap around like a bird.
I took Ashley into her bathroom and I gave her a bird bath.
When a Male ejaculates into a a woman’s belly button
“Yo did u hear Michael bird bathed Olivia”
When a man washes or soaks his entire private area in a sink (usually a bathroom sink) in an attempt to get it clean. (This term was created and coined on the judges podcast - anchor.fm/the-judgies)
Josh started bird bathing after sex to clean up. He likes to cuddle afterward…
A quick shower that only involves cleaning private parts and under arms. Origin. Prison
When your in the hole your only way of staying clean is a bird bath.
it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action. bird bath b/c it is a small bath and b/c if you wanted to you could dip your balls in a bird bath (or the sink) and wash them. The intent is to wash away potential ball sweat which can dissuade a lady from give a bj
Werd, I will meet you at the bars, I just got to take a quick bird bath.
1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
Quickly washing your armpits, crotch, face and neck in a sink atany various location. Can be performed at a coffee shoppe or a one night stand's crib after a long night at the club.
Dude 1: "She totally wants me but I have swass and have been sweating all night!"
Dude 2: "Give yourself a bird bath, man!"