A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. n. A pair of jeans that are black.
1. Dear black jeans, you were my pen-pall once.
2. Andy Cadaver is wearing black jeans.
Any person (male or female) who wears black skinny jeans especially if they are distressed is showing that they are a homosexual.
Omg look at them they're wearing Black skinny jeans, they must be gay.