A fork of Rural Dictionary
To describe something that is dank as shit.
"How did it go last night?"
"Yo her pu$$y was so blerch!"
describing anythin extremly disqusting.
jane blerched all over the food in olive garden
aww man! i just blerched my pants
honey! the baby blerched all over the new tv
The act of infecting your crankshaft by inserting a foreign object so that it inflates beyond regular size.
A: "Dude have you tried blerching?"
B: "No, should I?"
A: "Totally my hog is way bigger and now I can pee cream cheese!!"