A fork of Rural Dictionary
What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.
Even 4chan.
"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."
75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.
It's what the urban gang does to 'nother gang who show them no goddam muthafuckin' respect.
"Man, those bitches is dissin' us and we gonna put them under blood pressure."
An irregular blood pressure, usually found in highly nervous people, when they visit the doctor, or have an important appointment. The blood pressure turns normal, when they leave the office, or difficult situation, but it might rise again, by the slightest irritation, or excitement.
To have a very sensitive blood pressure.
When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.
Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties
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