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blood balloon

Exactly what it says. A balloon filled with blood.
Or, another word for blister, etc.

Little Jimmothy "MOM, I need a band-aid! I fell off my bike and now there's a blood balloon on my knee!"

Frequently asked questions:

"Are babies blood balloons?"

"Should i start stabbing babies with pins?"

The answer?
Yes.

by Apu Pibut July 01, 2011

blood balloon

another word for tampon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."

by jolfstenberg October 15, 2015

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018