Country Dictionary

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Bloody Lap Dance

A lap dance given by a nude chick who is on the rag, thus leaving snail trails of red all over your clothing. Performing or receiving a lap dance while on a menstrual cycle.

"I was given a bloody lap dance by this gross stripper at the club. The stains won't come out of my jeans."

by JuggernautOfTheFemaleKind June 01, 2013