A fork of Rural Dictionary
Blue fire is the coldest fire, go ahead, Touch it, You’ll only learn to not trust strangers online.
The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.
Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.