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Bob Dole

An old, Republican who ran against Bill Clinton in '96. Is ALMOST equivalent to Chuck Norris in awesomeness. With his sly third-person conversations and his inability to move his right arm, he will take all by surprise and destroy the competetion, except for Clinton.

Halo 3 match Red: "Alright I'm gonna snipe this guy." *Aims rifle* Blue: "Now where could Red be... UGH!" *Blue disappears from Red's scope.* Red: "Now what the hell...AGH!" Blue (to Red) : "What the hell was that?" Bob Dole : BOB DOLE!

by The_Bob_Dole_ July 04, 2010

Bob Dole

A guy who ran for president against Bill Clinton. Known for speaking of himself in the third person. Possibly the most infinitely awesome being on the earth. Appeared on the Simpsons, Family Guy, a pepsi commercial.

Bob Dole doesn't like this. Bob Dole doesn't like this one bit. Bob Dole has the power! Bob Dole AWAY!

by Nick12345 September 03, 2006

Bob Dole

Bob Dole is secret code for smokin weed, or used if you are looking for marijuana

Have you seen Bob Dole? I was visiting Bob Dole on the way home.

by Unk Fester November 25, 2009

Bob Dole

The automatic answer to the question 'Who?' in any history class. Is usually best used in the 20th century, but has highest comedic effect when used in European history with idiotic profs.

Who married Anne Boyeln? Bob Dole.

by Benjy Franks November 08, 2006

Bob Dole

A former republican presidential nominee and senator who spoiled his reputation by doing Viagra ads.

Can be used as a verb: "I Bob Doled your mom." Can be used as a noun: "I picked myself up a pack of Bob Doles." Can be used as an adjective: "The Bob Dole room is the sexiest room in the house."

by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006

Bob Dole

A man, who had a dream about a man, who called himself Bob Dole, alot.

Bob Dole likes Bob Dole hear Bob Dole say Bob Dole. Bob Dole!

by Eric McDouché February 03, 2008

Bob Dole

Bob dole, bob dole, bob dole bob dole bob dole, bob dole, bo---b do---lleee, bob d---*snores*

Watch Family Guy, thats a great part.

by ButtholeBob July 15, 2004