A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.
Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?
Yes mom, he's my husband.
Boinking
Boinking the sound a pogo stick makes when in use.
Boinking can also be a vulgar term for having casual sex with someone.
Oh they're not committed, they're just boinking(having sex).
When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked
ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED
verb - transitive and intransitive: to fornicate
Intransitive: We boinked like frenzied rabbits.
Transitive: He boinked her incessantly.